Pere Lachaise is a huge famous cemetery and it the eastern edge of the 11th arrondismont forms one of its borders. we live in the 11th. We spend a Sunday afternoon walking around this city of the dead and i noticed a very disturbing face... a lot of the graves look like something busted out of them. Some stand open like this.
others look like something kicked its way out like the one above. At first, i assumed we had a zombie problem in the neighborhood(and me without a shotgun or machete).
But after a little reflection i realized that if it were zombies then we would be over run by them and all of the graves would be empty(if horror movies have taught us nothing it's that you never have just one zombie). The logical conclusion is that we have a Vampire infestation in the neighborhood. This might explain why I can't find any garlic at the market.
If i had a broom handle i'd cut it into handy dandy stakes, as it stands i plan on hitting the flea market for a nice big crucifix.
By the way Gretchen did get annoyed that all i took at the cemetery were pictures of open graves(i have dozens) but then again she has never been very converned with vampires or zombies for that matter and that is why she probably won't survive the coming onslaught of evil.
Pere Lachaise is a huge famous cemetery and it the eastern edge of the 11th arrondismont forms one of its borders. we live in the 11th. We spend a Sunday afternoon walking around this city of the dead and i noticed a very disturbing face... a lot of the graves look like something busted out of them. Some stand open like this.
others look like something kicked its way out like the one above. At first, i assumed we had a zombie problem in the neighborhood(and me without a shotgun or machete).
But after a little reflection i realized that if it were zombies then we would be over run by them and all of the graves would be empty(if horror movies have taught us nothing it's that you never have just one zombie). The logical conclusion is that we have a Vampire infestation in the neighborhood. This might explain why I can't find any garlic at the market.
If i had a broom handle i'd cut it into handy dandy stakes, as it stands i plan on hitting the flea market for a nice big crucifix.
By the way Gretchen did get annoyed that all i took at the cemetery were pictures of open graves(i have dozens) but then again she has never been very converned with vampires or zombies for that matter and that is why she probably won't survive the coming onslaught of evil.
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Let me know when to show up for the big dance. You know we were meant to slaughter zombies and vampires at a team. I will book my ticket as soon as I get the dates of the rumble.
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